en:
faker:
princess_bride:
characters: ["Buttercup", "Westley", "Prince Humperdinck", "Vizzini", "Fezzik", "Inigo Montoya", "Count Rugen", "The Countess", "King Lotharon", "Queen Bella", "Miracle Max", "Valerie", "The Albino", "Dread Pirate Roberts", "Yellin", "Domingo Montoya", "Yeste"]
quotes: ["Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!", "You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.", "The rodents of unusual size? I don't believe they exist.", "He is only mostly dead. Not all dead. You can bring them back to life if they are only mostly dead. Now, give me that stick.", "Have fun storming the castle!", "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.", "There is nothing better than true love in the whole world. Except a nice MLT. Mutton, lettuce, and tomato when the mutton is nice and lean and the lettuce is nice and crisp. Ohhh you can't beat it.", "Inconceivable!", "We'll never survive. Nonsense, you're only saying that because nobody ever has.", "I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.", "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!", "As you wish.", "But first things first. To the death!", "The King's stinken son fired me and thank you so much for bringing up such a rotten subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pore lemon juice on it. We're closed!", "You mean you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?", "Mawage. Mawage is what bwings us togever today. Mawage that bwessed awangement, that dweam within a dweam.", "I'm not a witch I'm your wife. But after what you just said I'm not even sure I want to be that anymore.", "He didn't fall? INCONCEIVABLE!", "Are you coming down into the pit? Westly's got his strength back, I'm starting him on the machine tonight.", "I've hired you to help me start a war. It's an prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition.", "I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you.", "That does put a damper on our relationship.", "Life is pain. Anyone who says different is trying to sell you something.", "Do you have 6 fingers on your left hand?", "You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned!", "Ha ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: Never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line.", "It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise.", "What you do not smell is called Iocane Power.", "We are men of action. Lies do not become us."]