en:
faker:
rajnikanth:
joke: [
"The only time Rajini needed a body double was crying scene !",
"Rajinikanth knows why this kolaveri kolaveri Di",
"Rajinikanth threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then grenade exploded",
"Some people get lucky and kill two birds with one stone. Rajnikanth once killed four birds with half a stone.",
"Rajinikanth can give missed call to his own number..",
"God created Earth and Heaven in 6 days , on 7th day he rested then he created Rajinikanth !",
"Rajinikanth doesn't answer nature's call. Nature answers Rajinikanth's call",
"Govt of India pays tax to Rajinikanth for living here",
"When Rajinikanth goes to a gym to workout, no one can workout since Rajini uses all the weights available.",
"Einstein said you can't move at the speed of light, obviously he was never kicked by Rajinikanth",
"Why Himalayas are rising? It's simple. Rajinikanth lives in Chennai. Lever effect.",
"Adam and Eve are children of Rajinikanth",
"Rajinikanth is so fast that he always comes yesterday",
"Rajinikanth can get rid of his shadow",
"Rajini can eat dosa with chop sticks",
"Tornado changes course when it sees Rajini standing in it's way",
"Police dept is bored because of 0 crime in the city where rajini lives",
"Gabbar singh forgets his dialogues when he sees Rajinikanth",
"Rajini won the best actor oscar for his acting in a game of dumb charades",
"The box office collection of the movie RA-One Was less than parking collection of ROBOT.......!",
"Once Rajnikanth became the coach of Indian cricket team and guess wha India won the Fifa world cup !",
"People update status from BlackBerry, iPhone, iPad, etc. Rajinikant updates his facebook status with a calculator !!",
"Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking - 'Solve any 100 questions' He solved all 150 and wrote, 'Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!'",
"Rajini participates in long jump once every four year.... And those years are called LEAP year",
"Once Rajnikanth entered bigg boss...The next day announcement was made... Rajnikanth chahte hai ki bigg boss confession room me aaye",
"Once Rajni was the guest contestant in KBC. Amitabh says 'Computerji, Rajnikantji to phela sawaal poochiye'. Computer 'main lifeline use karna chahta hu.'",
"Ek bar Rajinikanth ne ek aadmi ko 'Go to Hell' kaha... That person is now known as Yamraj !!",
"Rajinikanth knows Ek chutki sindur ke kimat ... Rs 0.0234355884",
"Once Rajinikanth told joke to a little kid... Now he is known as laughing buddha",
"Rajinikanth can cure cancer with his first aid box",
"Once Rajinikanth used the support of a building to tie his shoe lace, the building is known as Leaning tower of Pisa.",
"Rajinikanth knows those two persons.. who shake hands in NOKIA cell phones...!!",
"Rajinikanth's dog can bend a pipe with it's tail.",
"Michael Jackson's moon walk is no match for Rajinikanth's Sun Walk...",
"Rajinikanth can make his wife admit her mistakes",
"Rajinikanth doesn't enjoy animation movies because he can see the gaps between the 24 frames every second",
"The reason why Rajinikanth stuttered in the movie Darr, because he saw Rajinikanth behind Juhi",
"When Rajinikanth gets depressed, the world faces great depression",
"Rajinikanth is a vegetarian… He doesn't eat animals until he first puts them into vegetative state with his blow",
"If Rajinikanth's PC hangs… its time for next windows release…",
"Rajinikanth can sneeze with open eyes.",
"Rajini is the reason why we don't have any other superheros in India",
"Rajinikanth can make 2 parallel lines intersect just by staring at them.",
"Santa Claus waits for a gift from Rajinikanth every Christmas.",
"Rajinikanth taught yoga to Baba Ramdev",
"Rajinikanth taught us all... Impossible is nothing...",
"One of Rajinikanth's hobby - Swimming on Tsunami.",
"Sh!t happens to everyone.. Even to Rajini... One time he coudn't kill 100 bears with a single punch but only 99 died.",
"Rajinikanth uses Ambuja cement as tooth powder",
"Once Rajinikanth dropped a coin while he was standing in the belcony... He went down to pick it up, but it was not there.... hmmmm... He reached there before the coin...",
"Rajinikanth was not amused by Gandhi’s non violence movement.",
"Lifetime Warranty does not exist only because of Rajnikanth.",
"If you want a list of Rajinikanth's enemies, just check the extinct species list.",
"When RAJNI had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.",
"The apple which fell on newton was actually thrown by Rajinikanth.",
"Only Rajinijanth has 32 wisdom teeth.",
"When Rajinikanth goes thru immigration.. the officers show him thier passports.",
"Sun doesn't rise until Rajinikanth says 'Good Morning'",
"Once Rajnikant, after chewing the 'PAAN', spit on the wall of a building.",
"Today that building is popularly known as THE RED FORT..",
"Once Rajinikath shouted at a boy for not wearing cap in the hot sun. Today that boy is known as Himesh Reshammiya.",
"Rajnikanth Saw The Movie Break k Baad before the Break !!!",
"Rajnikanth's pulse is measured in richter scale.",
"Rajnikanth was practicing for a spelling test..the rough sheet he used is known as oxford dictionary..",
"Rajnikanth has seen the face of the fat lady who owns the house in tom n jerry..",
"Rajnikanth ploughs the field using nothing but his toes.",
"Once spiderman,superman and batman visited rajnikant's house together.. it was teachers day!",
"Rajinikanth can whistle and smile at the same time...",
"Computer doesn't give warning message to Rajini… Rajini warns computer",
"When Rajnikant get angry at the Sun, it hides behind the moon… that phenomenon is called Solar eclipse.",
"Rajini was born on 30th Feb, since then that date was removed from calendar so that noone else gets the same birthday.",
"Rajnikanth can run Windows 7 on 64KB memory.",
"Rajni never tweets, he only roars."]