en:
faker:
brooklyn_nine_nine:
characters:
- Jake Peralta
- Amy Santiago
- Rosa Diaz
- Raymond Holt
- Gina Linetti
- Charles Boyle
- Terry Jeffords
- Hitchcock
- Scully
- Cheddar
- Kevin Cozner
- Adrian Pimento
- Doug Judy
- Nikolaj Boyle
- Madeline Wuntch
- Mlepnos
quotes:
- Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. No doubt, no doubt, no doubt.
- Sarge, with all due respect, I am gonna completely ignore everything you just said.
- A place where everybody knows your name is hell. You're describing hell.
- If I die, turn my tweets into a book.
- Title of your sex tape.
- The English language can not fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I'm incorporating emojis into my speech to better express myself. Winky face.
- Captain Wuntch, good to see you. But if you're here, who's guarding Hades?
- Anyone over the age of six celebrating a birthday should go to hell.
- Great, I'd like your $8-est bottle of wine, please.
- Captain, hey! Welcome to the murder.
- It's Gina's phone. Leave me a voice mail. I won't check it 'cause it's not 1993.
- You should make me your campaign manager. I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.
- It's not that weird to say, 'May I have some cocaine?