en:
  faker:
    community:
      characters: ["Jeff Winger", "Britta Perry", "Señor Ben Chang", "Abed Nadir", "Annie Edison", "Dean Craig Pelton", "Pierce Hawthorne", "Troy Barnes", "Shirley Bennett", "Ian Duncan", "Michelle Slater", "Buzz Hickey", "Star Burns", "Magnitude","Leonard Rodriguez", "Garrett Lambert", "Annie’s Boobs", "Inspector Spacetime", "Constable Reggie", "Kickpuncher", "Sean Garrig", "Vaughn Miller", "Rich Stephenson", "Neil", "Todd Jacobson", "Annie Kim"]
      quotes: [
        "Harrison Ford is irradiating our testicles with microwave satellite transmissions!",
        "Doing more than the minimum amount of work is my definition of failing.",
        "The next person that offers me charity or pity will be mentioned, by name, in my suicide note.",
        "I don’t have an ego. My Facebook photo is a landscape.",
        "Either I’m God, or truth is relative. Either way: booyah!",
        "I don’t step up to being a leader. I reluctantly accept it when it’s thrust upon me.",
        "Don’t talk to me about romance. I had a three way in a hot air balloon.",
        "Well I may be a genius, but I’m not a lesbian.",
        "I’m going to eat spaceman paninis with black Hitler and there’s nothing you can do about it!",
        "Do they find thoughts in our butts?",
        "I had sex with Eartha Kitt in an airplane bathroom.",
        "I was so unpopular in high school, the crossing guards used to lure me into traffic.",
        "A passing grade? Like a C? Why don’t I just get pregnant at a bus station?",
        "We’re all kind of crazytown bananapants.",
        "Make your money, whore.",
        "I know what a metaphor is! It’s like a thought with another thought’s hat on.",
        "Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a dean!",
        "I ate my twin in utero.",
        "Fire can’t go through doors, stupid. It’s not a ghost.",
        "You have just been proven racist by the racist prover!",
        "So… what is anthropology? Seriously, does anyone know?",
        "I quit doing blow, not being rad.",
        "I fear a political career could shine a negative light on my drug dealing.",
        "A little trick for achieving the proper competitive mindset: I always envision my opponent having aggresive sex with my mother.",
        "Look at me. It’s clear to you that I am awesome, but I can never admit that, because that would make me an ass.",
        "Some flies are too awesome for the wall.",
        "We’ll definitely be back next year. If not, it’ll be because an asteroid has destroyed all human civilization. And that’s canon."
      ]

Faker().community.characters() // => Jeff Winger

Faker().community.quotes() // => Harrison Ford is irradiating our testicles with microwave satellite transmissions!