en:
faker:
stargate:
characters: ["Jack O'Neill", "Teal'c", "Daniel Jackson", "Samantha Carter", "Janet Frasier", "George Hammond", "Jonas Quinn", "Cameron Mitchell", "Vala Mal Doran", "Kawalsky", "Jacob Carter", "Kasuf", "Sha're", "Skaara", "Thor", "Anubis", "Apophis", "Ba'al", "Cronus", "Hathor", "Heru-ur", "Klorel", "Ra", "Amonet", "Osiris", "Sokar", "Bra'tac", "Lantash", "Selmak", "Jolinar", "Martouf", "Cassandra", "Harlan"]
planets: ["Abydos", "Altair", "Asuras", "Athos", "Celestis", "Chulak", "Dakara", "Earth", "Langara", "Lantea", "Orilla", "P3X-888", "Sateda", "Tollana", "Vorash"]
quotes: [
"What is an Oprah?",
"Teal'c, look scary and take point.",
"Things will not calm down, Daniel Jackson. They will, in fact, calm up.",
"Undomesticated equines could not remove me.",
"General, request permission to beat the crap out of this man.",
"In my culture, I would be well within my rights to dismember you.",
"Hey, if you'd been listening, you'd know that Nintendos pass through everything!",
"You know, I've never been on a stakeout before. Shouldn't we have donuts or something?",
"It's always suicide mission this, save the planet that. No one ever just stops by to say hi anymore.",
"I would prefer not to consume bovine lactose at any temperature.",
"I am not Lucy.",
"I did not intend for my statement to be humorous.",
"Indeed.",
"You ended that sentence with a preposition. Bastard!"
]